If you canât handle me at my Crocs, you donât deserve me at my literally any other shoe
I am a proud member of Team Take Off Your Shoes at the Door, which means Iâm extremely pro house shoes. And the time has come for me to admit that my current house shoes of choice are the highly controversial Crocs.
I was introduced to Crocs at the age of 19 by my friend Beth. I was visiting her in Chicago and she was wearing a kelly green pair around the city. Her explanation: âFlip-flops are disgusting, especially in a city, but Crocs are great.â This is actually 100% true and correct, but it didnât take long for me to fall out of love with the hot pink pair I bought. After that, I didnât really think much about Crocs again.
But then last fall, I came across some pale blue faux shearlingâlined Crocs on Zappos andâŚ.âŚâŚ..did not hate them. They looked really cozy and werenât very expensive, so I decided to go for it. After wearing them indoors for just a few weeks, I knew I had made the right decision, so I asked for a second pair (to wear outside) for Christmas, which my mom ended up giving me.
Feeling quite secure in my Crocs-related life choices, I also recently got two non-lined pairs: the chambray blue classics (I fully intended to buy the mint green and then just likeâŚ.didnât??? IDK?) which are for outside, and a pair of pink âfreesailâ Crocs that are way lower profile/lighter weight for inside.
Are Crocs ugly? I meanâŚI donât think of Crocs as ugly as much as I think of them as being for children. I canât say that I think Crocs are particularly defensible from an aesthetic POV. Though a lot of cool people and celebrities wear Crocs, and the brand manages to make them look pretty cute on Instagram, Iâm not going to sit here and pretend that it looks hip or stylish when I wear them. I donât think they look awful on me â choosing the right color goes a long way in this regard â but they also donât look good either, you know? The vibe, on me anyway, is, I think, fairly neutral â i.e., a vaguely shoe-shaped swath of color, similar to what a cartoon or video game character might wear.
But alsoâŚ.IDGAF if they are cute or cool!!! You know whatâs not cute? Getting a sore back from a couple hours of meal prep because youâre in your thirties now!!! My friend Augusta (who recently bought a very cute lavender pair of Crocs) wrote an ode to wearing comfortable shoes that I think about a lot, and that is very relevant here.
If itâs not already obvious, Crocs are kind of the ideal pandemic footwear. They are great for long periods of cooking, doing lots of water chores, etc. They can be cleaned and disinfected easily. They can be worn with or without socks and look correct with soft clothes. They slip on and off easily, which is great when youâve just come inside after taking your dog out and need to wash your hands before you do anything else. They are also very clearly made for carers; when I think of Crocs, I think of healthcare workers and chefs, two tasks that are fundamentally about nurturing. So wearing Crocs right now feels appropriate and correct.
By the way, when I told my mom I was writing this blog post, she told me I had to interview her for it. This is fair; my mother is basically a sneakerheadâŚbut for Crocs. She was into Crocs before Post Malone or Madewell were. She has 20 pairs and counting (!!), and and her collection includes some limited editions.
âThe reason I only like to wear Crocs is because every other shoe I have tried is not as comfortable,â she told me. âI have advanced osteoarthritis in both knees and these are the only shoes that provide the comfort I need for being on my feet all day as an art teacher. The kids at school love them.â
Some of my momâs favorite pairs, in her own words: turquoise with SpongeBob jibbetz (the little decorative charms); donut print; black with PacMan jibbetz; pink floral; green with working Christmas light trim; tie-dye; and Star Wars. She also has âdressâ Crocs that have leather uppers.
My mom also sent me a screenshot of a message from a parent, who said her daughter (so, my momâs student) wanted âCrocs with paint splotches on themâ for her birthday because she said âher favorite teacher (you) would love them.â The parent went on: âShe specifically requested these because she loves that you wear Crocs all the time and she couldnât wait to show you!â
In other family clog news, my girlfriend bought a pair of white Dansko clogs a couple of months ago that look great on her. Danskos are a whole other ugly cool shoe story, but I like my gfs so much (way more than I expected to). I might get a pair eventually, but I do think Danskos make more sense as real world shoes vs. house shoes.
A few odds and ends:
Here is a good podcast episode about the rise, fall, and re-rise of Crocs.
I bought Teva Hurricane Drift sandals last summer and love them.
I still freaking love these Italian clogs.
The essay about fanny packs that I wrote a few years ago feels relevant to this discussion. â¨
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